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Friday, March 10, 2006What is coleslaw wrestling day?Think 3,000 really drunk rednecks in the middle of a campground. The cabbage patch was the place to be on coleslaw wrestling day. http://www.sopotnickscabbagepatch.com/ Although most of the attendees only had 3 or 4 of their original teeth this did not stop their good humor or lust for a good time. They coax 20 "female" contenders 2 at a time in to the middle of a raised pit of coleslaw to wrestle. Last one standing wins a prize. I didn't catch what that prize was. The announcer was so drunk I believe he was talking with the mic inside his mouth. I cannot understand why every participant did not blow chunks from the stench. In the hot afternoon sun of Florida coleslaw does not keep. On a high note I spotted Mardi-Gras style bead for boob flash barter. A must for every drunken rally and always welcome. If only I could find a way to encourage this activity on a regular basis. |